An Essay by Gus

I am not sure why I am putting this on Wattpad because it's just a stupid essay about why Dean is the responsible one in our friendship. (In case not everybody knows, this account is run by two people who happen to be way too close for their own goods). Anyway, Dean said that she wasn't responsible and I said I could write an essay on all the reasons why she is responsible and so I did and I am uploading it. Huzzah.