comedic bartending
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Last published Sun, Jul 13, 2025
this is all dedicated to a tiktok by crosssands on wattpad. their tiktok is crosssaccount! check them out :)
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two skeletons are coincidentally at a bar at the same time at the same place. one is a bartender that absolutely hates his job while the other is doing stand up comedy. everybody at the bar loves the comedic guy.. but the bartender seems to have caught something for him. perhaps they'll find the other interesting. opposites react after all.
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cover art is by crosssaccount on tiktok (still go check them out they're really really cool)
my friend helped write this!
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