Mariah Carey's Global Attack
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a joke fanfic about an omnipotent mariah carey on a budget waking up from her slumber in the icebergs and uniting the whole world under one national anthem: all i want for christmas is you.
yes she's targeting UK in the book cover. why? cause UK sucks ngl
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