I always like to look back on the day I met my best friend. He was a pet to most people and a monster to others, but to me, he was a friend, an ally, a comrade, and a son. Let me take you on a journey to that day, where both of us nearly lost our lives. If the desert didn't kill us, some creature would, and if not that, another cephalopod would. This is our tale, the story of how I met my Smallfry, Levi, my Little Buddy.