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teenage mutant ninja turtle x family guy crossover 

This story is a joke, and will not be very serious for the most part.All Rights Reserved

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"He smiled at me as his eyes landed on my lips. I did not hesitate before I planted my lips on his. He paused for a second before he kissed me back. He wrapped his hands around my waist as he put me in his lap. At this moment we did not care if I'm his student and he is my teacher. I held onto his neck as he licked my lips. I slowly parted them letting his warm tongue explore my mouth." Meet Olivia Queenston, a rich and popular senior at Luwood High School. Life at home is not the best for her but she manages to cope with it. Loosing her mother at age 12 has lead her down a sorrowful and sad road and she blames the death of her mother for her unhappiness. She struggles to find love, somebody who will make her happy. Falling for the hot foot ball captain did not save her. Soon she found herself falling for her sexy Greek god of a teacher. Mr Hines. Every girls' crush. But then she realizes she cannot have him as he will be leaving her soon. One day, her aunt broke the news that Olivia will be going to Australia to live there all on her own. Something surprises her there and she finds joy again.

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