"What's so interesting by the pond? You're not meeting up with any mythical creatures, are you?", Agnes's mother jokingly asked one night, as they were doing the dishes.
"Actually, yeah, I am", she replied.
"Yeah? What kind of mythical creatures?"
Agnes, an aspiring rock n roll guitarist, singer, and songwriter has grown up with a wild, creative imagination like no other. To cope with her rough childhood, she always turned to fantasy, and daydreaming. At 18, she still hasn't grown out of it. To deal with her depression, and anxiety, Agnes used to take long walks in nature, specifically outside in back by her pond, where she imagined a whole fantasy realm that conjured up just for her. One night, Agnes thinks and speaks it into existence, and the next time she goes for a walk out back by the pond, she gets trapped in the beautiful realm that she created. It's so beautiful, enchanting, and she has the most charming, lovely man of her dreams. Will Agnes ever come back home?
Novel - fantasy / adventure
After Tim's apartment burns to the ground, his best friend and woman he secretly loves, Eve, invites him to stay behind her house in a gardening shed until he finds something more permanent. After moving in, Tim's life takes a turn for the strange when Eve reveals she's been dead for months, and is in the service of a powerful African goddess who plans to prevent an apocalypse of biblical proportions by using magick hidden deeply in Tim's DNA.
Featuring:
A gun battle between Jesus Christ and undead cultists...
Rampaging, shape-shifting mushrooms...
A bovine shit demon...
A rhino god in league with an interstellar terror bird...
And more!
(This expanded edition has been freshly edited and introduces several new chapters along with a new ending, prologue and epilogue. Enjoy!)