🤍𝚂𝚖𝚐𝟹𝟺 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜/𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 🖤
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  • Reads 12,019
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 30m
Complete, First published Nov 28, 2022
Heya! This ship has rotted through my brain, so might as well make a book about it. So in this book, I'll just dump headcanons that I have, sometimes writing short scenarios. 

[No longer being updated, this is here as a archive of my old works.]

1/19/23: #1 in Smg34
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"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace's little pests have been throwing rocks through my window. They just love to skitter near my feet like worker bees to their queen. But I...am no queen. Why would I ever even WANT to be a queen? That's just stupid. Then again, so are bees. Anyways. I guess a new phighter came in during the PHESTIVAL. Which I won. Thanks, intuition. I knew Valk would win. No girl could resist that little guy in a skirt. But anyways, what joy...I guess. Everyone got to meet him. But why would I ever? The guy's got a statue of himself. Everyone was just in their Halloween costumes and such. Who would focus on that thing? I've never seen the guy, but I guess he's one egotistical shit. Hopefully, I can handle the extremely rare case of Ban Hammer Bullshit he has. And hopefully, it's not contagious."