The Hotel Room Trip GONE WRONG Funny
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Complete Sun, Dec 4, 202216m
80's Action Hero, Super Brainz, Electric Slide, Captain Deadbeard, and Soldier Zombie decide to stay at a Hilton Inn Hotel in Giddy Park. However, something is far worse than 80's Action Hero making a fool of himself in the bathroom at 3 A.M.
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