IRL BABAGRILL: DUALIPAGOS REVENGE
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One day our "protagonist" Zoe ends up downloading a dating app made by the rich and successful pig Oliviola (also know as Olivia the pig) and soon her life will change when a minion dressed in a banana suit comes out from the app and everything changes.
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(Contains: broken humor, mentions of death, cringe, and summoning spirits from the dead *not in a demonic way lol*)
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