After their encounter with the most famous musician in Ukrainian history, Amber Jessop and the Smith family find themselves in the time of Yaroslav the Wise. Meanwhile, Zaratorio visits 'the far future'! This story is based on fifty messages that were posted on Twitter in August, September and October 2022. It is a political protest against the current Russian-Ukrainian war and it takes the form of a time-travel fantasy beginning in 2021. The original title of the story was "ZARATORIO MUST BE DEFEATED". A continuation of 'Zaratorio 4: Another Fifty Tweets'.