Chester & Boba: there's no way.

Chester & Boba are a pair of clowns living in a big town, preforming and hanging out after work.

Chester is thin & tall, and adores champagne, cider and all kinds of alcohol. he also dislikes kids.
while Boba is short, round & kind. he prefers milkshakes and loves children.

they are indeed just a couple of made-up clowns, that surely aren't aware of the fact that they're a part of a story.. but, to tell you the truth, I think Chester would like me to edit that line out. he doesn't approve of the description.