Chelsery Rhymes w/ _Pissenlit_
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Feb 17, 2015
Chelsery Rhymes is an inside joke between _Pissenlit_, a special person, and I. All poems in this book are parodies using my name and nicknames. Please no hate, I just decided to publish this for fun.
I put the titles of the original rhymes beside my made-up ones so you know the tune. I apologize, some of the words might be hard to put with the tune. We're trying to fix that.
BTW Samir the Kitten, Thea Hess and Victim Fish are inside jokes too.
Go check out _Pissenlit_ 's account.
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