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I'm No Good For You And I Never Will Be

Masked_Author__Shiro

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Reads 51
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Parts 3
Time 25m

Masked_Author__Shiro

bxb bxg confusion harem maleprotaganist system transmigration worldhopping

"What is wrong with these stories?! They're so complicated and for what? I mean I love a well thought out story but there are too many details and they are going in all kinds of directions! My pea brain can't keep up anymore, have mercy on me System!"

Chess Barron likes stories. Whether it be long novels, moral stories or any other kind he'll love them, as long as they make sense that is.

He's a beta reader for his friend and was reading a draft that she sent him when suddenly he fainted due to a horrible headache. As soon as he wakes up, a system tells him that he is going to be hopping from world to world now and complete tasks given to him.

Excited at the prospect of diving into the world of fiction, he agrees.

There's just one tiny problem: The story worlds that he gets sent to are too complicated for him and seem to be having a lot of twists and turns. Oh and harem situations. 

He is now armed with a mission of his own- Make these damn stories make sense.

Will he succeed or will he succumb to the complications conjured by the imaginative mind?All Rights Reserved

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