The dead POO!
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MatureComplete Sat, Feb 14, 2015<5 mins
One day I was walking down the street and people say I'm sexy. Then suddenly there in front of me was this brown splodge. A toddler named alexandra pick up and popped it in her mouth thinking that was chocolate. She thought was very yummy. LOL! Gigi who was walking down street screamed " DEAD POO!
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