giggity goo... (glenn quagmires diary)
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Last published Sun, Dec 4, 2022
this story is told by the diary of glenn quagmire, a single father of one, is slowly becoming a regular at the miami nude beach, but soon finds himself immersed in a world of drama.
this is obviously a joke btw
characters include:
-glenn quagmire (family guy)
-kevin mccallister (home alone)
-gene belcher (bobs burgers)
-patty and selma bouvier (the simpsons)
-elliot (open season)
-crazy dave (pvz)
-ms choksondik (south park)
-professor utonium (powerpuff girls)
-lucille krunklehorn (meet the robinsons)
-coach steve (big mouth)
-peggy hill (king of the hill)
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