Never Love an Archor
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  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Dec 04, 2022
So, I wrote a really good summary and forgot to save it so I'm not going to write it again because I can't remember it, so yeah. 
There might be a seggual part but I do not know yet. 

Anyway, inspiration is Never Love An Archor by The Crane Wives and Million Years Ago by Adele
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