'Tis a Dramione take on Much Ado About Nothing, focused solely on the Beatrice/Benedick storyline for length and clarity. Featuring raging banter, a gloriously meddling Theo (it's his house, after all), sex, confessions, bad poetry, a little hurt/comfort, repressed feelings, idiots in love, and all the goodest stuff. Many lines directly from the play, whose author has been dead for 400 years so it's all good. Concept by William Shakespeare, characters by J.K. Rowling. May she come to her senses and soon.