the fic where I drink mouthwash 😏

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Reads 31
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I fucking hate myself this is completely satire btw

Also uh warning this is fucking weird, like kinda suggestive but it's a bottle of mouthwash so there's no sex you weirdosAll Rights Reserved

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Wed, Dec 7, 2022

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