Krakus Pakus and the Sausage Squad
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Krakus Pakus decides to start his own business. During his journey of trying to become an entrepreneur he meets Olivia Rodrigo and Joshua Bassinet. Him and the sausage squad have funny adventures together.
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Book 3 in the Sausage Squad Series
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