Potatoes will take over the world. Here's how.
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You are probably laughing as you read this, but it's true. Potatoes will take over the world someday, and that day may be sooner than for comfort. "Potatoes will take over the world. Here's how." summarizes the finding of various old men found in the state of Ohio after they have conducted extensive research and have dedicated time and effort to observing the potato specimen. Please heed this warning, as it may be the first and last one you ever receive.
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