My Darling Beatrice: The Series of Events Before

Before Lemony Snicket began to document the
events of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, he
spent his time documenting the events in his own
life, although not as unfortunate as the orphans'

If you've been following the story of Lemony
Snicket, you know that him and several associates
were in a large organization called V.F.D.. This
organization, as you should know, is an
abbreviation for the common emergency service,
Volunteer Fire Department. This collection includes
many details from Lemony's time in this elaborate
team of comrades and foes.

It is my duty to tell you the sad yet eventful life of
Lemony Snicket, but it isn't too late to find some
other book to spend your time with. One with no
stolen lovers, no schisms, no vile men who care
about nothing but themselves. No egotistical
fashonistas, no herpotologists who, many years
later, will suffer a terrible fate. But if after this you
would still like to read every word of my miserable
novel, then go ahead, dear reader, for the secrets in Lemony Snickets years are deeper than anything you'll read anywhere else.