B*tch, You Gotta Improve Your 1D Fanfic(s)
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Last published Mon, May 23, 2016
Even the best fanfics all have something ugly. It may be carrots, an overused plot or wrong information.
This book is a guide into a fanfic world and how to change that world with fanfic ideas and tweaks.
"A must read for every directioner before experimenting their own story. Even I did :P" @onedirectioned01
Book rate: TMSAR (too much swearing and ranting)
Enjoy!
~B
P.S. I do tend to get harsh at times.
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"This book is written by a quite egotistic child and I personally do not like it. The child's jokes are inappropriate for the rating the book has and this child should not even be on this social media site."
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