No Regrets || Postal x Hatred crossover/ship AU
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Wow, look at me go with the super original and unpredictable title that no one could ever have thought of woohoo /j
There aren't any fics of the postal dude x not important even though there's fanart so I took it upon myself to write one based on random hcs I have of the two because I can't be stopped from shipping them.
I think my writing abilities have improved since I last posted on Wattpad. I'm better at not being cringe too... I hope.
Updates WON'T be regular, I'll publish the chapters whenever I finish them.
So without further ado
The Postal Dude. He lives the American dream we all want! What a normal guy; works 9-5 (er, well... he *did*), runs normal errands, has a normal, loving wife in a normal home with his good ol' dog Champ. He quite enjoys his 2nd amendment rights as well, as any American would. What a great guy!
The crusader. His name is not important, but what is important is what a... normal guy he is too! He owns a house, what a successful guy-- and an independent one at that! He... *also* enjoys his 2nd amendment rights-- just as much as the Postal Dude.
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What happens when two silly goofy homicidal maniacs meet? What if they fell in love?
They could watch the world burn and their enemies crumble, begging for mercy... while they hold hands. Maybe even kiss?
Disclaimer: The Postal franchise and its characters and storyline belong solely to Running With Scissors. Hatred and its characters and storyline belong solely to Destructive Creations. The plot mainly comes from my own ideas with references to both games. This story is purely fictional and any relation to real life is purely coincidental.
Please do not copy or plagiarize my work.
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