My Old Kentucky Home

This is the story of a very optimistic state and his many "buddies".
Kentucky is only one of the many fifty states. He enjoys flowers, fried chicken, "horseys", and....pie. He's not the smartest person ever *Kenneth sobs in the corner* BUT HE IS NOT STUPID. He laughs all the time about how his senator-Mitch McConnell-looks like a turtle. Read this to hear his...very...very strange adventures, dances, friendship, and possible love *Kenneth sobs again*.
Note: I do not own Hetalia or the idea that states could be in it, I only own the story and the states personalities,