Clown
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Last published Wed, Apr 1, 2015
I have blue eyes.
I have blonde hair.
I'm a wizard, a vampire and the biggest cliché on watt pad. Read this if you dare witness the clown that is Zoëlla Swiss. Thank you. The parody that is written under extremely strange circumstances and I hope you don't hate me after this.
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