100 reasons why I hate Twilight

100 reasons why I hate Twilight

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Last published Sun, Mar 26, 2023

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This is just my opinion, please don't spread hate. you like it or hate it it's all your choice

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Learning love >Jasper Hale<
the run away didn't go looking for love. lower case intended. [book one] *i do not own any of twilight. just my characters and their thoughts*
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Her Humanity
Bella Swan's younger sister comes to town to live with her and Charlie forever. Bella is depressed after the Cullen's up and left her in the dust. But she's coping with Jacob and the Pack. Now Bella is stressed over keeping secrets from her sister and father now. What happens when she falls in love with the big bad hybrid? The journey begins within this story... Keep reading to find out! * Disclaimer I own nothing that is twilight original. It all belongs to Stephanie Meyers and I don't own TVD character or story line. The different things through the story that isn't original is mine.*
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Skin Deep | J. HALE ✓
[Just so everyone that reads this book knows, I have made the decision to just leave this book to rest. I won't edit it ever probably and no future sequels are even on the horizon. Therefore, the book will feel incomplete at the end as the sequel would've filled the gap between the last chapter and the epilogue, as well as filling the New Moon gap with mainly original content as I would've had her not be in Forks during New Moon. But I want to focus on writing my own original books, so I will probably never revisit this book to edit it, or at least not anytime soon! Sorry for anyone who is disappointed so if you read, just don't fully judge it too harshly please.] ❝I am not my hair. I am not my skin. I am the soul that lives within.❞ [the twilight saga] [twilight] [complete] © 2016-2018 | freaksandmonsters plot credit | @vaIeskas cover credit | @lokidyinginside
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𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 [𝐝.𝐜]
𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭. 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥. 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. . . 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔. 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆? [𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞]
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ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴏꜰ ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ ─── ᴇᴍᴍᴇᴛᴛ ᴄᴜʟʟᴇɴ ³
ʟɪꜰᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀᴛɪᴘꜱ? ʜᴀᴅ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ... ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴꜰᴜʟ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴠᴀɴɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ... *𝔽𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕊𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟* *ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇ & ᴛᴡᴏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ: ᴍᴇ {ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ} {ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ' ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ}
𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧
(𝐧.) 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮; 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐗 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐂 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 @𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐𝟐/𝟏𝟐/𝟐𝟐 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝟎𝟏/𝟎𝟐/𝟐𝟑 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫: #𝟔 𝐢𝐧 #𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 (7/4/23) #𝟑 𝐢𝐧 #𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐞 (15/4/23) #𝟑𝟑 𝐢𝐧 #𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 (15/1/23) #𝟗𝟔 𝐢𝐧 #𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 (31/12/22) #𝟏𝟐 𝐢𝐧 #𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 (6/3/23) #𝟏𝟒𝟗 𝐢𝐧 #𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 (4/1/23) #𝟕𝟑 𝐢𝐧 #𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 (8/2/23) #𝟏𝟗𝟖 𝐢𝐧 #𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 (8/1/23) #𝟏𝟖𝟐 𝐢𝐧 #𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (8/1/23) © RyanRossBiggestFan 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑
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tough | b.swan
NOT A BELLA LOVE STORY FFS READ THE BIOOO I love being a twin. It has always been so much fun having a birthday party to share with someone, always having someone across the room if I had a bad dream, always having a shoulder to cry on. Bella and I were inseparable, joined at the hip. That was until we moved. And her life went perfect while mine fell into the gutter. Thanks, sis. - The chapters may skip a lot at first in order to get the story going, and to fit the history of twilight into it, from Bella and her sister moving to everything in the books and after. Enjoy! Disclaimer// I do not own the twilight series or the characters within. They are Stephenie Meyers creations!! Twilight: 3 parts New Moon: 4 parts Eclipse: 4 parts Breaking Dawn: 4 parts After: 9 parts Reality: 8 parts New Dawn: 4 parts
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𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿 ➣ 𝐸. 𝐶𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛✔
"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚." OR 「𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘯, 𝘢 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺」 © 𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙣 2020 (#1 in bellaswan on Feb 19, 2020) (#2 in emmettcullen on Feb 29, 2020) (#1 in victoria on Mar 14, 2020) Twilight- Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Stand-alone Emmett Cullen x male!oc {Started 11/17/19} {Ended 3/13/20} Completed✔ DISCLAIMER: I only own Blake and his plot/backstory. All credit goes to the original creators.
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ɪᴍᴘʀɪɴᴛ ─── ᴇᴍᴍᴇᴛᴛ ᴄᴜʟʟᴇɴ ¹
ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ, ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴄᴜʟɪᴀʀ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀᴍ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱʜɪᴘꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɢᴇ. ᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴏᴜᴛʙᴜʀꜱᴛꜱ, ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴇQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ. ɪɴ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴋꜱ. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛꜱᴇʟꜰ. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ: ᴍᴇ {ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴄʟɪᴘꜱᴇ} {ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴄʀɪᴍꜱᴏɴ' ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ} {ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!}
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✓ | 𝟓 | 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 ━ Emmett Cullen
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🦋 ꒱ - ̥۪͙۪˚┊❛ 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 ❜┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌ ╰┈➤ ❝ [(n.) Your safe and peaceful haven, a comforting place of refuge and rest in a noisy, chaotic world.] ❝ It was instinctive, the way I fell for you, like an effortless intake of breath.❞ - Josh Walker ━━━ In which a vampire who enjoys the state of loneliness realizes that being alone is not always the solution to finding peace, not after she meets an energetic vampire whose company is strangely comforting. 𝘰𝘳 ━━━ In which the high-spirited member of the Cullen Clan finds his match in an introverted, sarcastic redhead, and he admits that he likes their bantering. 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟶𝟽/𝟸𝟷/𝟸𝟸 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟷𝟷/𝟸𝟷/𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟶𝟻/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟹 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･✨꒰ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ꒱ ➸ #𝟷-𝙴𝚞𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚊|𝙲.𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗| ✓ ➸ #𝟸-𝚀𝚞𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚊|𝙰.𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗| ✓ ➸ #𝟹-𝚁𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙳'𝚎̂𝚝𝚛𝚎|𝙹.𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚎| ✓ ➸ #𝟺-𝙰𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎|𝚁.𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚎| ✓ ➸ #𝟻-𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢| 𝙴.𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗| ✓ 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬: 80K - 03/18/2026 [𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐓 𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐂] [𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍 𝟐] [𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐀] 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫: @-SNIVYNYX ©𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞_ | 2022
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Learning love >Jasper Hale<

the run away didn't go looking for love. lower case intended. [book one] *i do not own any of twilight. just my characters and their thoughts*

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