Honey, We're Movin' to the Mountains

My family packed up to move across the country from the South to the pristine mountains of Utah. We moved for a job but it was really on a whim. The conversation went something like this, "honey would you be open to moving to Utah?" "Hmm, I think there are mountains there, so I'm down."
That's right y'all; we moved right into the promised land of the Mormons, on a whim.

This is a collection of funny stories from our family learning to live in the snow, learning about a new religion and culture, and learning to love our life.