Sυρєя Sтαя [Lαяяу Aυ]

"Hey Sυper Sтαr."

"Qυιт cαllιɴɢ мe тнαт, Loυ-ѕer."

"Tнeɴ wнαт elѕe ѕнoυld I cαll yoυ? Aѕѕнole?"

"Hαнα. So ғυɴɴy I ғorɢoт тo lαυɢн."

Or тнe oɴe wнere Hαrry ιѕ α ғαмoυѕ pop ѕтαr, αɴd Loυιѕ ιѕ нιѕ old ғrιeɴd ғroм мιddle ѕcнool.