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sarcastic || jack [ spookymonth ]
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MatureOngoing17m
Last published Tue, Jan 10, 2023
" Wow, yea, my injuries totally don't hurt like a bitch right now. "
" ..really..? "
" FOR FUCKS SAKE JACK ITS SARCASM "
" but you said the injuries didn't hur- "
" DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU JACK "
what happens when a sarcastic woman gets attacked by the infamous devil, cannibalistic murderer and ends up meeting quite an oblivious and newbie police officer trying to capture the said murderer?
jack [ spooky month ] x fem!reader
she/her and sometimes they/them prns
jack has no significant age but know he is an adult so i'll be making him 23 and the reader between the age of 21-24 ( you guys can pick the age i couldnt give such a less shit )
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𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨? 𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧? 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝙄𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙩-𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪? 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗/𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝙰𝚄 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗/ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚔𝚒 𝚗𝚘 𝙺𝚢𝚘𝚓𝚒𝚗 {I don't own anything except the plot!} Armin x Fem bodied reader {smut} Rankings ? #1 in aotau 11/03/22 #1 in arminarlertxreader 12/14/22 #1 in arlert 7/12/23 #2 in arminxreader 2/9/23 #2 in erenxarmin 8/22/23 #2 in jeanxreader 11/30/22 #2 in arlert 12/02/22 #2 in femreader 1/4/23 #3 in arminxreader 2/2/23
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