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sarcastic || jack [ spookymonth ]
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" Wow, yea, my injuries totally don't hurt like a bitch right now. "
" ..really..? "
" FOR FUCKS SAKE JACK ITS SARCASM "
" but you said the injuries didn't hur- "
" DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU JACK "
what happens when a sarcastic woman gets attacked by the infamous devil, cannibalistic murderer and ends up meeting quite an oblivious and newbie police officer trying to capture the said murderer?
jack [ spooky month ] x fem!reader
she/her and sometimes they/them prns
jack has no significant age but know he is an adult so i'll be making him 23 and the reader between the age of 21-24 ( you guys can pick the age i couldnt give such a less shit )
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