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It's Valentine's Day in Philadelphia, and our favorite former criminal necromancer turned (kind of? Sort of?) Private Eye-la refuses to spend it alone.
When a certain workaholic vampire (kind of boss? Sort of fling?) simply won't take the hint, Isla resorts to drastic measures.
Calling her horny ex.
This book contains mature sexual content.
This work is part of the "Bites Twice" Mysteries:
Book 1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice [150,000-200,000 words // complete].
Novella 1.5 - Doubull Indemnity [~40,000 words // complete]
Book 2 - Shadow of a Curse [coming soon]
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