Pickup Lines for Dummies

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Wanna know the best way to woo your crush? To win someone's heart? To attract your significant other?
Duh! PICKUP LINES!!

WARNING: THERE WILL BE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF CHEESY PICKUP LINESSeluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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