If Every Porkchop Were Perfect - Doroken - Wattpad

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Reads 164
Votes 14
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

&gt;This was the first story I ever posted on Wattpad; published it sometime in early 2015.
    
    A story about Steven Universe's other popular catchphrase... "If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!"
        EDIT: Hm? Over 40 reads? Well that's a lot more than I anticipated...
        Thank you for voting and commenting! ;3All Rights Reserved

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Porkchops
Mon, Feb 16, 2015

&gt;This was the first story I ever posted on Wattpad; published it sometime in early 2015.
    
    A story about Steven Universe's other popular catchphrase... "If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!"
        EDIT: Hm? Over 40 reads? Well that's a lot more than I anticipated...
        Thank you for voting and commenting! ;3

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Porkchops
Mon, Feb 16, 2015

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