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The Big Book of Bad Advice

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Parts 34
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What the title says! Sometimes political, always sarcastic, mostly stupid.

Read at your own risk! The author bears no responsibility for the following: Irrational decisions, injuries (fatal or otherwise), any lost or stolen items, existential crises, being chased after by rabid hamsters, psychological trauma, or your fragile emotional state.All Rights Reserved

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One-Shots ×Drarry× by SociallyAwkwardAtoms

Bottom Draco/Top Harry Bottom Harry/Top Draco (Some stories have one or the other it will be put in the title.) Note: I haven't watched or read Harry Potter in forever, so sorry if the information is not correct. Criticize me on it and I'll force myself to remember. First-ever Drarry one-shot book! Also, I do not own Harry Potter or any of the photos in the stories. All rights to every person who made them. If you are the creator and want me to take them down then I will gladly do so. Completed: December 1st, 2020 ✓

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

How To: Not Completely Ruin Your Life (#Wattys2015) by MizMic

Are You Looking For Serious Self Help? ...No? PERFECT! Congratulations On Getting This Far, Other Candidates Have Not Fared So Well (this means they died.) First Time Book Writer, Long Time User Of Words - I Imagine This Is Very Reassuring. So This Is Me, All Me, Unplugged. I Encourage You To Join In, Comment, Share, Ask Questions, Come To My House (.....Scrap The Last One) This Is As Much Your Book As It Is Mine. Lets Find Out What You Wrote, Shall We? Twitter - @OfficialMizMic Instagram - @OfficialMizMic

₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry by verdilac

(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

raucous rants by coolstoryjacksparrow

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

Drarry Oneshots by dilfnnibal

Just a bunch of Drarry Oneshots! Don't be afraid to comment or DM a request! Hope you enjoy reading :) DracoMalfoy x HarryPotter

The blue book of sins (A Quote Book) by Disgruntled_onion

Don't question us and have a grape for your pain 🍇 (TW: jokes about suicide,drugs, alchohol,deppression, abuse, mental illness, cannibalism, acts of violence, gun violence, and sex jokes (I'm sorry my friends are actually insane)) (Btw everyone in this book consented to having to heir dumb stuff put in this book)

Saviour by Wayward77

Your typical high school loser and a typical fallen angel. What could possibly go wrong?

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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one cover

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One-Shots ×Drarry×

Bottom Draco/Top Harry Bottom Harry/Top Draco (Some stories have one or the other it will be put in the title.) Note: I haven't watched or read Harry Potter in forever, so sorry if the information is not correct. Criticize me on it and I'll force myself to remember. First-ever Drarry one-shot book! Also, I do not own Harry Potter or any of the photos in the stories. All rights to every person who made them. If you are the creator and want me to take them down then I will gladly do so. Completed: December 1st, 2020 ✓