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Two Idiots and a Priest

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Smokey_Prime9000

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{A FAITH: UNHOLY TRINITY FANFICTION}
[RATED MATURE FOR ELEMENTS SUCH AS BLOOD, GORE, MUTILATION, BODY HORROR, & MORE. STORY ALSO CONTAINS MENTAL ILLNESS & PHYSICAL NEGLECT]
John Ward awakes from a horrendous nightmare one night, and he feels the urge to return to the Martin residence. He goes back... but two of his friends won't let him go alone. Will John's friends survive? Can he keep them out of trouble?
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I thought of this idea when I remembered Markiplier saying "I know that you need to finish what you started, but why did you have to drag ME along?" & someone drew fanart of Jacksepticeye as a priest for the game. So, now I've gone forth and created this piece of literature. Enjoy!

{ART FOR THE COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!}
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"Unbreakable Bride: Season 1 - A Strong Woman for a CEO Daddy"

Five years ago, Tristian's wife left him, leaving behind their barely three-month-old twins. Taking care of the children fell on his parents' hands, and now Tristian struggles to find a mother figure for them. Whenever he brings a woman home, his kids seem fine with it but within an hour, they would drive the woman out, saying she wasn't worth his time. However, Tristian never gave up. Every day, after closing from the office, he would go on countless blind dates in search of the perfect match. Tristian kept bringing different women home, but the devious twins would always find a way to send them running. However, everything changed the moment the boys decided that enough was enough. That was when they brought her, a young lady with the aura of a queen, the only woman who managed to turn Tristian's world upside down. At first, he thought it was just an attraction, but after they got married and she fell comatose, he knew he had fallen in love again. His traitor heart had done it again, but love is a beautiful scam, so he gave in. Tristian, his new wife, and the twins had been living peacefully until his ex-wife came crashing back into their lives, making matters worse. Tristian's wife went missing while she was pregnant. Now the question remains, will Tristian remain brokenhearted again, or will his wife someday return to him with his unborn children? UPDATED weekly.