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Two Idiots and a Priest

Smokey_Prime9000

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Smokey_Prime9000

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{A FAITH: UNHOLY TRINITY FANFICTION}
[RATED MATURE FOR ELEMENTS SUCH AS BLOOD, GORE, MUTILATION, BODY HORROR, & MORE. STORY ALSO CONTAINS MENTAL ILLNESS & PHYSICAL NEGLECT]
John Ward awakes from a horrendous nightmare one night, and he feels the urge to return to the Martin residence. He goes back... but two of his friends won't let him go alone. Will John's friends survive? Can he keep them out of trouble?
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I thought of this idea when I remembered Markiplier saying "I know that you need to finish what you started, but why did you have to drag ME along?" & someone drew fanart of Jacksepticeye as a priest for the game. So, now I've gone forth and created this piece of literature. Enjoy!

{ART FOR THE COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!}
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