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Two Idiots and a Priest

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Smokey_Prime9000

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{A FAITH: UNHOLY TRINITY FANFICTION}
[RATED MATURE FOR ELEMENTS SUCH AS BLOOD, GORE, MUTILATION, BODY HORROR, & MORE. STORY ALSO CONTAINS MENTAL ILLNESS & PHYSICAL NEGLECT]
John Ward awakes from a horrendous nightmare one night, and he feels the urge to return to the Martin residence. He goes back... but two of his friends won't let him go alone. Will John's friends survive? Can he keep them out of trouble?
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I thought of this idea when I remembered Markiplier saying "I know that you need to finish what you started, but why did you have to drag ME along?" & someone drew fanart of Jacksepticeye as a priest for the game. So, now I've gone forth and created this piece of literature. Enjoy!

{ART FOR THE COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!}
(CROSS-POSTED ON AO3)All Rights Reserved

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【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader by A_Poisonous_Lie

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Through the Trees [DEMO] by jellyfishcryptid_

THIS IS THE DEMO FOR A BOOK THAT HAS NOW BECOME A COMIC You can find the comic here: Tumblr = ghostyb0is DeviantArt = PinetreeMarkings ✞-------❖-------✞ When renowned serial killer Jeffery Woods goes out for a kill spree, he doesn't expect his life to change. He lives with a blind organ eater, a hellhound who somehow drives people to insanity, and a creature with a name that means "baby eater." His life can't get any weirder, right? Well, he's instantly proven wrong when he gets chased down by police and finds himself in the middle of the woods with somebody other that a cop. Somebody who doesn't appear to be human at all. The... thing introduces himself as Ben, a supposed ghost who's "on the run" from something too, although Jeff isn't sure what. But it's definitely not law enforcement. After trying to avoid Ben and being unsuccessful, he finally caves and lets him stick around for a while, realizing that they might have a lot more in common than he originally thought. Together, they evade capture and learn much more about each other than they thought they would. But just how attached is Jeff going to get to this guy? And why does he remind him of someone he was close to? Mysteries such as that and more will be unveiled in this story. ✞-------❖-------✞ THIS IS NOT JEFF X BEN Trigger/Content Warnings: • Blood n gore (Like... a lot) • Swearing/strong language • Mentions/implications of abuse (physical, psychological, and sexual) • Misogynistic thoughts/attitude • Fictional characters being jerks

Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story) by EternalLaughter

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

Heaven by Nyhterides

When a not-so-human stripper falls in love with a blood-drinking priest, he will do anything to get closer, even risk the wrath of God and the homophobic congregation. * * * In Sina Noir's eyes, God isn't dead but He should be. Working as a stripper, he's seen the godly turn into savages and knows that religion gets you nowhere. When his best friend's lover is nearly beaten to death by a member of the church for loving a man, Sina's hatred for God, Heaven, and the prejudiced church-goers grows. After years of exile and drowning in alcohol and blood, Father Caleb Hill returns to civilization. His arrival in Heaven, Louisiana, brings people back into Saint Agatha's church after the passing of their previous priest. A chance encounter finds Sina and Cal fiercely drawn to each other. Sina, captivated by Father Caleb, will do anything to win his affection - even risk his own life. Fearing his hateful congregation and his growing desire, Cal suppresses the way he feels until the day he almost loses Sina. +++++ Disclaimer for bad language and situations (such as drinking, drugs, violence, murder, smoking, trashy clubs, blood, homophobia, prejudice, etc.) and typical Christine darkness. There is NO: SA, suicide, gore. +++++ This is the new and much longer version of Heaven! Heaven is only available on Wattpad.

Lonely lovers (Antisepticeye x Reader) by Sean_Graham

She was always alone.... she never had friends she barely knew what it was like to love someone.... she was perfect.... but so broken.... lost.... À̴̱͝L̜̳ͮ̉O̴̰̝̞̽̄͊͟ͅÑ͖̖̲̐̒͗E̷͔̎͠͠͝ͅ she never deserved to be neglected, and yet she was. Before her all i wanted was the control over what was rightfully mine... now its more complicated, i want my own... my own body so i can forever hold her... and cherish her.... but our kinds aren't meant to be... we could be killed if anyone found out. The risks could be taken if the love is worth waitin. She is perfect... and i want her all to myself.... and it angers me every time i see them with her, they dont belong with her, i do.... and i will prove that too her.... or I'll just force her to see my way... (This is an Anti x Reader, yes this is why i gave up on my other one... but don't expect me not to give up on this one lol anyways enjoy! Warning there is explicit content in this, sexual content, murder, suicide, cursing, racism, and other triggering topics will be mentioned in this story so please read on your own terms <3 love y'all)

"Unbreakable Bride: Season 1 - A Strong Woman for a CEO Daddy" by BROKENPEN720

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【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader cover

Through the Trees [DEMO] cover

Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story) cover

Lonely lovers (Antisepticeye x Reader) cover

"Unbreakable Bride: Season 1 - A Strong Woman for a CEO Daddy" cover

The Ruins Of Tomorrow cover

| Plaything | Antisepticeye x Reader cover

The Demon's Love✓ cover

Divine Love / Jeff the killer x Reader (WARNING) cover

【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader

coz·en /ˈkəz(ə)n/ "trick or deceive." Moving wasn't so easy, you never knew that living in a different state would take so many turns, so many deceiving people and so many mysteries that left scars. As you started school you met two different kinds of people: good people and bad people. But there was this one specific boy that caught your eye, and so did his eyes caught you, rumors tainted him as someone who you wouldn't want to be close with. But the closer you got to him the more you realized how wrong people thought of him, until one single confession ruined everything, taking twisted turns and so many traumatic events. This is a rewrite of my first book of Bloody Painter! The cover and edits were done by me! The drawing was made by: プティ10日より垢移動 Or @4696fox on Twitter! Check them out they're amazing!!