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Two Idiots and a Priest

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Smokey_Prime9000

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{A FAITH: UNHOLY TRINITY FANFICTION}
[RATED MATURE FOR ELEMENTS SUCH AS BLOOD, GORE, MUTILATION, BODY HORROR, & MORE. STORY ALSO CONTAINS MENTAL ILLNESS & PHYSICAL NEGLECT]
John Ward awakes from a horrendous nightmare one night, and he feels the urge to return to the Martin residence. He goes back... but two of his friends won't let him go alone. Will John's friends survive? Can he keep them out of trouble?
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I thought of this idea when I remembered Markiplier saying "I know that you need to finish what you started, but why did you have to drag ME along?" & someone drew fanart of Jacksepticeye as a priest for the game. So, now I've gone forth and created this piece of literature. Enjoy!

{ART FOR THE COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!}
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Through the Trees [DEMO] by jellyfishcryptid_

THIS IS THE DEMO FOR A BOOK THAT HAS NOW BECOME A COMIC You can find the comic here: Tumblr = ghostyb0is DeviantArt = PinetreeMarkings ✞-------❖-------✞ When renowned serial killer Jeffery Woods goes out for a kill spree, he doesn't expect his life to change. He lives with a blind organ eater, a hellhound who somehow drives people to insanity, and a creature with a name that means "baby eater." His life can't get any weirder, right? Well, he's instantly proven wrong when he gets chased down by police and finds himself in the middle of the woods with somebody other that a cop. Somebody who doesn't appear to be human at all. The... thing introduces himself as Ben, a supposed ghost who's "on the run" from something too, although Jeff isn't sure what. But it's definitely not law enforcement. After trying to avoid Ben and being unsuccessful, he finally caves and lets him stick around for a while, realizing that they might have a lot more in common than he originally thought. Together, they evade capture and learn much more about each other than they thought they would. But just how attached is Jeff going to get to this guy? And why does he remind him of someone he was close to? Mysteries such as that and more will be unveiled in this story. ✞-------❖-------✞ THIS IS NOT JEFF X BEN Trigger/Content Warnings: • Blood n gore (Like... a lot) • Swearing/strong language • Mentions/implications of abuse (physical, psychological, and sexual) • Misogynistic thoughts/attitude • Fictional characters being jerks

Saved By Them (Darkiplier X Antisepticeye X Child Reader) *COMPLETED* by mediagirl94

*COMPLETED* All Dark and Anti do is bicker and fight with each other recently. One night Dark can't take it anymore and storms out of the house looking for some easy prey. He stumbles upon a man killing his wife then trying to kill his young daughter y/n. Dark bursts in saves y/n, and kills the man or so he thinks... Anti and Dark decide to raise y/n as their own daughter. There's just one problem, Dark didn't kill the man like he first thought and now his face is plastered all over the news for kidnapping. y/n helps bring Anti and Dark closer together and the fighting stops. But throw in other egos, a demon killing cult and a disapproving Markiplier and their semi-normal lives will be flipped upside down. But for better or for worse?

Heaven by Nyhterides

When a not-so-human stripper falls in love with a blood-drinking priest, he will do anything to get closer, even risk the wrath of God and the homophobic congregation. * * * In Sina Noir's eyes, God isn't dead but He should be. Working as a stripper, he's seen the godly turn into savages and knows that religion gets you nowhere. When his best friend's lover is nearly beaten to death by a member of the church for loving a man, Sina's hatred for God, Heaven, and the prejudiced church-goers grows. After years of exile and drowning in alcohol and blood, Father Caleb Hill returns to civilization. His arrival in Heaven, Louisiana, brings people back into Saint Agatha's church after the passing of their previous priest. A chance encounter finds Sina and Cal fiercely drawn to each other. Sina, captivated by Father Caleb, will do anything to win his affection - even risk his own life. Fearing his hateful congregation and his growing desire, Cal suppresses the way he feels until the day he almost loses Sina. +++++ Disclaimer for bad language and situations (such as drinking, drugs, violence, murder, smoking, trashy clubs, blood, homophobia, prejudice, etc.) and typical Christine darkness. There is NO: SA, suicide, gore. +++++ This is the new and much longer version of Heaven! Heaven is only available on Wattpad.

【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader by A_Poisonous_Lie

coz·en /ˈkəz(ə)n/ "trick or deceive." __ Moving wasn't so easy, you never knew that living in a different state would take so many turns, so many deceiving people and so many mysteries that left scars. As you started school you met two different kinds of people: good people and bad people. But there was this one specific boy that caught your eye, and so did his eyes caught you, rumors tainted him as someone who you wouldn't want to be close with. But the closer you got to him the more you realized how wrong people thought of him, until one single confession ruined everything, taking twisted turns and so many traumatic events. __ This is a rewrite of my first book of Bloody Painter! The cover and edits were done by me! The drawing was made by: プティ10日より垢移動 Or @4696fox on Twitter! Check them out they're amazing!!

| Plaything | Antisepticeye x Reader by the_bluepencil

{COMPLETED} This Reader is basically the same as the first book (Darkiplier x Reader) I wrote. Same general world, but the story itself will be original. The events in my first book haven't happened in this universe. Still no smut. Again, I'll try to keep the character gender neutral. ◊◊◊ You meet Anti because he thought you were emotionally weak. He thought he could take advantage of you. Yeah, well, you're not going down that easy. You decide to show him what you're really made of. ◊◊◊ "Those nightmares aren't all fun and games, you know," he explains. "I've got a ton of information on you, [Y/N]. Strengths, weaknesses, fears... I know you much better than you think."

Acquired Taste // Eddie Munson x Reader by jeremyvolkovswife

A ritual gone wrong. A town freak turned rockstar. A vengeful monster. What more could you ask for from a date? ( An Eddie Munson fic based on Jennifer's Body. Heavy TW because of this, see below. No minors, marked mature for a reason. TW: Gore, heavy smut, death, ritual sacrifice, abuse against reader, cannibalism, Fem!Reader. I was feeling inspired and couldn't stop thinking about this idea. Was going to be a one-shot but I think rockstar Eddie deserves full justice. Also Jennifer's Body? Underrated and underappreciated tbh. )

The Demon's Love✓ by ClarrisaButera

The demon - he only liked one thing shedding blood of people, enjoying to make them suffer. Enjoying to see them dead but until he meet this girl. So love can even change a demon? Impossible right? _____________________________ "do you ever wonder what happens behind the doors of big mansion owned by Devians?" My best friend asks with dreamy eyes while looking at the golden mansion , for some reasons black clouds surrounds the area around this mansion always. "I am not that interested " I shrug it off. little did I know. I was about to get trapped in it. ____________________________________ Devians - a family , another synonym for ''luxury'' , respected by all and feared by all. every one dream to be like them. have a successful career like them. Have the luxury they have. BUT most importantly , they wanna get attention of the boys living in the family. specially Damian Devian. the youngest brother who is a lecturer in the most known university . Goal of almost every family owning a daughter is same. Getting their daughter married to any of the Devian brother. But the family hides a secret. A gore one. They're demons. New book out - https://www.wattpad.com/story/317707587?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=ClarrisaButera&wp_originator=VXFd6rF8Vk5lDNbVg6H3LoYrcprw4ofEpp44p8YFP239HGswown3TimPVBmKYaljHsC0QTSOtuPmOYWKsEhTFDeNDtXxwRP7oRn1i5VBo1v2zixdRIzxA%2Fbp3LcPicw2

lonely (Antisepticeye x Reader) by love_catlings

Once upon a time a gurl was bored in her room and wrote a book... JK So y/n is not having the best luck, her mother her father when she was 13 and got arrested for murder. Ever since she left her father hasn't been himself, he's always high and abuses her all the time when he's mad. Y/N is always bullied and has only one friend, f/n, they have been BFF's since they were in 5th grade and tell each other everything, y/n used to cut but made a promise to stop and she would nvr break a promise. She is always drinking, tying to get all the things out her mind. All she wants is to die and leave this hell whole people call life, so she takes a walk one night.... Anti is lonely and his best friend Dark is way to busy w/ his new gf Madd-E to hang out so he never see's him and when he does come over he brings his gf w/ him ad it makes mark really jealous. He just wants someone to luv him but knows no one will, one night he was doing his nightly killing spree and killing people he seen on the streets when he spots a beautiful and depressed looking gurl walking down the streets alone in the middle of the night. This was his chance to not be alone anymore.... WARNING: this book contains things like gore, fowl words, abuse, and parts that some people may find disturbing. Key: Y/N- your name F/n- friends name H/l- hair length H/c- hair color E/c- eye color Y/s- your street S/c- skin color F/f- favorite food

Dark Secret by lilwolfie45

It has been a while since Jack and Mark had got together with Jack moving in with him. However, Mark has had to keep a dark secret from his boyfriend Jack, his friends and his family. However, it's not so easy to keep such a big secret when keeping it to himself could put everybody's lives at risk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please give this story a chance, I would really appreciate it as I have been working really hard to make a hopefully enjoyable story. It may have a slow start as I want the audience to feel as immersed in the story as possible, therefore I want a big build up before we get to all the gross and intense stuff. Edit: The build up of this story became so big I decided to split the book into two parts haha. This first book with contain gore and violence, but not as much as so as the second book. Book 1 - Dark Secret Book 2 - Dark Truth Also I draw all my book covers, for all the people who are into septiplier you might notice the art style is inspired by Cartoonjunkie. If you fancy checking any of my other works out, you can check it out on my DeviantArt page: lilwolfangel

Grey III - Revelations by TierneyDanae

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Through the Trees [DEMO] cover

Saved By Them (Darkiplier X Antisepticeye X Child Reader) *COMPLETED* cover

【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader cover

| Plaything | Antisepticeye x Reader cover

Acquired Taste // Eddie Munson x Reader cover

The Demon's Love✓ cover

lonely (Antisepticeye x Reader) cover

Dark Secret cover

Grey III - Revelations cover

Through the Trees [DEMO]

THIS IS THE DEMO FOR A BOOK THAT HAS NOW BECOME A COMIC You can find the comic here: Tumblr = ghostyb0is DeviantArt = PinetreeMarkings ✞-------❖-------✞ When renowned serial killer Jeffery Woods goes out for a kill spree, he doesn't expect his life to change. He lives with a blind organ eater, a hellhound who somehow drives people to insanity, and a creature with a name that means "baby eater." His life can't get any weirder, right? Well, he's instantly proven wrong when he gets chased down by police and finds himself in the middle of the woods with somebody other that a cop. Somebody who doesn't appear to be human at all. The... thing introduces himself as Ben, a supposed ghost who's "on the run" from something too, although Jeff isn't sure what. But it's definitely not law enforcement. After trying to avoid Ben and being unsuccessful, he finally caves and lets him stick around for a while, realizing that they might have a lot more in common than he originally thought. Together, they evade capture and learn much more about each other than they thought they would. But just how attached is Jeff going to get to this guy? And why does he remind him of someone he was close to? Mysteries such as that and more will be unveiled in this story. ✞-------❖-------✞ THIS IS NOT JEFF X BEN Trigger/Content Warnings: • Blood n gore (Like... a lot) • Swearing/strong language • Mentions/implications of abuse (physical, psychological, and sexual) • Misogynistic thoughts/attitude • Fictional characters being jerks