[𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙋𝘼𝘿 and ao3. 𝙄𝙁 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙎𝙀, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔.] Grian is married. This is a fact. Hermitcraft does not know Grian is married. This is a fact. The whole server has turned Grian's love life (faux, of course) into their own personal The Bachelor. Another fact. Mumbo & Scar are the victims. This could never go wrong! -- based on that one oneshot (visible in THINGS FROM MY WORD DOC) from like 3 months ago!!! STARRING: GRIAN & JOEL- AS BACHELORS MUMBO & SCAR, ETHO- AS VIC- SUITORS TAURTIS & LIZZIE- AS THE UNWITTING SPOUSES REN- AS MANAGER -- #1 in 'MUMBO' on 1/21/2025
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