The Wattpad Pet Peeves
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Última publicación jue, mar 12, 2015
Are you tired of every single werewolve male protagonist being called xavier, Jake, aiden, Alex?
Does "our eyes met and he growled " mine,""caveman talk ring a bell?
Can you count the amount of times in studentxteacher stories the teacher is 90% of the time an ENGLISH teacher?
Does Ian somerhalder play about 99.9% of the characters in the books you read? (not that I'm complaining he hot as heck)
are you reading this like an infomercials announcer's voice?
Pet peeves of wattpad tags/categories books.
Do you hate cliche?
Then this is your book. No hatin jus statin...
Ok i suck lol... Bye.
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