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The Words of a Grammar Nazi

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HuggingTheJellyfish

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Another sonnet (I can't really do the iambic pentameter)

So basically, I am a grammar nazi! 
Recently, my friends have been getting a bit annoyed with me because when they ask me to read something they wrote, I'll end up correcting their grammar. I do it politely! I really don't want to be a bother but they still get mad anyway. Now, I love reading fan-fictions, OC writing, creepypastas, etc. but I really can't stand all the really obvious grammatical errors! I try not to be nit-picky but sometimes I just have to point them out! Please, do not hate me! If I correct your stuff it just means that I liked it enough to care. I just want it to be right. I'm not trying to kill your creativity or anything! By the way, I'm not perfect either. If you see something wrong with my spelling/grammar, tell me politely. DO NOT be a dick because I don't like those kinds of Grammar Nazis! 

Oh, random note here. I've been seeing that meme about the OCD letters being in alphabetical order. Very cute, but incorrect. If it was CDO, it would be an acronym for Complusive Disorder Obsessive. That is incorrect grammar. Sorry, couldn't help myself!

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