[ 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗. ] 𝚊𝚗 • 𝚗𝚘𝚢 〈 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚋 〉 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎; 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚢 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜. ・-・-・-・-・-・・-・-・-・-・-・-・・-・-・-・-・-・- " 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐. " " 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚢- " " 𝚗𝚘. 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜. " 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙰𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙴𝚁 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍. . . 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝. (𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚞!) disclaimer∆ - small caps are intended. - crackfic basically - swearing - (no spice, i suck at that) - gender-neutral reader, feel free to change the pronouns in your head.