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Azur Lane - The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!

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Parts 9
Time 45m

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The admiral's fleet isn't known for it's sensitivity. Scientists to this day still wonder why.
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Spiritual successor to "The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" Slightly inspired by "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army" and similar lists.
Prone to dark humour. Lots of tasteless jokes.
Playfully testing the limits of what "rated T" means.Public Domain

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Yandere my Ass! Azur Lane: fanfiction (Azur Lane x Ragna!Male reader) by Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge

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(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

azur lane the animation: the arrival of gigantic warships Completed by lockheedhenesy

gigantic warships got accidentally isekaid to ship girl world. there presence will well let's just say there gonna go bananas.

Nimbus Try I: Arpeggio of Hurt Steel [English Version] by GillianBravepie

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Azur Lane x Male Reader by Deotakukids

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The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings by KarinaLFabian

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Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

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Azur Lane Anotherworlder Commander [Male Reader] [DISCONTINUED] by KaboomKook0

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Our Bonds (A Kantai Collection -Kancolle- Fanfic) (Remastered) by Tamayako

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