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Azur Lane - The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!

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Parts 9
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The admiral's fleet isn't known for it's sensitivity. Scientists to this day still wonder why.
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Spiritual successor to "The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" Slightly inspired by "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army" and similar lists.
Prone to dark humour. Lots of tasteless jokes.
Playfully testing the limits of what "rated T" means.Public Domain

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Azur Lane: Konvergenz by Maxiception

Off the coast of Germany, three kansen sisters sailed in the darkness of the night. All three of them struck with curiosity. Following the trail of anomalous signals, they encountered something - unusual. Something that was not supposed to be there. Something seemingly defying all logic. Among the three sisters, one of them was especially affected by the sheer wonder the anomaly seemed to emanate. Anti-Aircraft frigate FGS Hessen, the third and final ship of the Sachsen-class, is among the most advanced kansen the German Navy has to offer. And yet, her curiosity proved to be her mistake. Accidentally getting too close for comfort to the anomaly, she was subsequently pulled in - resulting in her getting separated from her sisters and stranded in a seemingly familiar, but still foreign world - the world of Azur Lane. Stranded in a world where the concepts of modern naval warfare have been turned upside down, will she adapt by utilizing her technological advantage to the fullest and perhaps find a way home - Or will she sink to the bottom of the ocean, forever abandoned in a world not her own? Disclaimer: This story has been written as a first-timer in the huge domain that is story writing. As such, expect amateur/beginner-typical mistakes in plot and writing, as I still have much to learn/perfect. Update: Greetings! If you read this, it means the story has been completed. In the future, if I have the time, I will use what I have learned to rewrite this story in order to eliminate grammar mistakes, correct (but not completely change) a few plot elements, and completely annihilate all parts where 'script format' is used. It will just be a general cleanup of my writing. Azur Lane belongs to Manjuu.

[DEPRECATED] Azur Lane x World of Warships: The Sirens! by Fat_Cat_1234

A 16 year old girl gets transported to the world of Azur Lane while she is playing World of Warships. Now she needs to help the girls fight the Sirens. If you haven't watched the anime "Azur Lane", then consider watching that first!

Our Bonds (A Kantai Collection -Kancolle- Fanfic) (Remastered) by Tamayako

Being an Admiral sounds fun but it is definitely not easy. First there is the war with the mysterious Abyssal Fleet, which have decided to lock down the sea and it's surrounding airspace, indiscriminately shooting at anything they deem a threat. Then there is the issue with logistics and resources, which is hard to come by with the whole lock down going on. Most important job of being an Admiral is ship maintenance. No, not that kind of maintenance. I'm taking about making sure your ships are both physically and mentally well, since they are actually girls who possess memories of historical naval warships and have their own personalities. Join the Admiral of Maizuru Naval Districts he tackles the Abyssal threat and other potential problems, like dealing with the feelings his Shipgirls have for him. PS: I don't own Kantai Collection or Azur Lane. Kantai Collection and Azur Lane belongs to their owners, DMM Games and Shanghai Manjuu respectively.

Yandere my Ass! Azur Lane: fanfiction (Azur Lane x Ragna!Male reader) by Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge

You're the new commander that been assigned towards Azur Lane but What happened if all the Ship Girls falls madly in love with you. This is only a parody The Original storyline belongs to @Salty_Kirumi Will you let fate rule over or are you going to break the chains Let's find out. The Wheels of Fate are turning... Rebel One.... ACTION!!

Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise by AvalMerlin

After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them. Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive". (Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)

The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings by KarinaLFabian

If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)

Nimbus Try I: Arpeggio of Hurt Steel [English Version] by GillianBravepie

German version: https://www.wattpad.com/story/245108094-nimbus-try-i-arpeggio-of-hurt-steel Adult content warning because of blood and language. Everything but the TrySeries (Try of Masks, Nimbus Trys, Nimbus Children) and my own characters belongs to its rightful owners and I don't profit from this. Start of the TrySeries (Comic, not necessarily needed for this fic): https://www.deviantart.com/gillianbravepie/art/Try-of-Masks-Prologue-Cover-869682577 - Plays after the events of the anime - In 2004 the first of many ships of a new type left the dockyard of the Fleet of Fog: battleship Vanisher, first of the experimental ships of the Fleet of Fog. As all of the experimental ones left the fleet almost simultaneously around 20 years ago, they were put on the highest place of the wanted list and all contact was lost. Now that an unknown experimental battleship is setting course for a weakened Kongou and Blue Steel, the question surfaces, whether it's a belated revenge act or a hidden friend.

The Northern Star by darkknight965

The United States Navy have just commissioned a new aircraft carrier, commanded by an old ship girl named Medellein. She with her fleet along with a few new ships will be heading towards Iceland to be stationed in the 2nd Fleet's new naval base to counter China's increasing activity in Greenland and the Artic Ocean. But an unexpected event happened during the base transfer as a massive storm hit the island, causing a strange event to occur. How would the 2nd Fleet fare after this? Will they survive this event? (This is an Azur Lane fanfiction, all rights belongs to the creators that is Yostar.)

Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

Welcome to Azur Lane High, a school where ship girls of all nations engage together in fierce training to do battle one day out on the open seas. Honing their skills and perfecting abilities. But right now the bigger problems they gotta face is school life and the problems that come with it. Such as, getting girlfriends, the social order of how popular you are, where you fit in, and most importantly making friends (if you can). In addition to actually doing school work, like homework, passing tests, those good old school projects, etc. First we're gonna follow 4 girls. Javelin, Laffey, Ayanami, and Z23 on their adventure together. (Of course there will be other ships but they won't be the stars sadly. But they will make appearances! When they relate to our 4 main characters). Just know that the school Azur Lane High has just been newly created and so, there will be nationalism coming into play as well as segregation bias and feelings. Ayyy it's just like real life where everyone technically is segregated and hang in the same groups that relate to them huh? Also, even though it's called Azur Lane High we got pre-k to High School students. Of course I want everyone included. Your welcome ;)

Azur Lane x Male Reader by Deotakukids

You are the newest Commander at the Royal Navy. However their are not that many men commanders, and the last commander at the Royal Navy was a man who did something that makes all of the ships very suspicious and untrustworthy of you. The rest of the nations have the same problem of not having many male commanders, because it is hard to find a man who will not overstep his boundaries. (Y/N) is a kind, caring, and gentle soul. However his outside appearance is a very intimidating one, which does not help in convincing the ships that he just wants what's best for them. He starts off with every ship not liking him because of the commander before him. But he does not stop trying, and there are some ships from each nation that sees (Y/N)'s true self. Thee ships soon fall in love with him as he treats everyone under his command with care and respect. (A/N): I have never watched the Azur Lane show, I just really like the mobile game so I made this. This is also a harem and this is my first one, so I will be experimenting. Also there will be quite a bit of lemons in this book. I hope you enjoy.

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Azur Lane: Konvergenz cover

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Our Bonds (A Kantai Collection -Kancolle- Fanfic) (Remastered) cover

Yandere my Ass! Azur Lane: fanfiction (Azur Lane x Ragna!Male reader) cover

Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise cover

The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings cover

Nimbus Try I: Arpeggio of Hurt Steel [English Version] cover

The Northern Star cover

Azur Lane High cover

Azur Lane x Male Reader cover

Azur Lane: Konvergenz

Off the coast of Germany, three kansen sisters sailed in the darkness of the night. All three of them struck with curiosity. Following the trail of anomalous signals, they encountered something - unusual. Something that was not supposed to be there. Something seemingly defying all logic. Among the three sisters, one of them was especially affected by the sheer wonder the anomaly seemed to emanate. Anti-Aircraft frigate FGS Hessen, the third and final ship of the Sachsen-class, is among the most advanced kansen the German Navy has to offer. And yet, her curiosity proved to be her mistake. Accidentally getting too close for comfort to the anomaly, she was subsequently pulled in - resulting in her getting separated from her sisters and stranded in a seemingly familiar, but still foreign world - the world of Azur Lane. Stranded in a world where the concepts of modern naval warfare have been turned upside down, will she adapt by utilizing her technological advantage to the fullest and perhaps find a way home - Or will she sink to the bottom of the ocean, forever abandoned in a world not her own? Disclaimer: This story has been written as a first-timer in the huge domain that is story writing. As such, expect amateur/beginner-typical mistakes in plot and writing, as I still have much to learn/perfect. Update: Greetings! If you read this, it means the story has been completed. In the future, if I have the time, I will use what I have learned to rewrite this story in order to eliminate grammar mistakes, correct (but not completely change) a few plot elements, and completely annihilate all parts where 'script format' is used. It will just be a general cleanup of my writing. Azur Lane belongs to Manjuu.