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Azur Lane - The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!

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The admiral's fleet isn't known for it's sensitivity. Scientists to this day still wonder why.
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Spiritual successor to "The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" Slightly inspired by "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army" and similar lists.
Prone to dark humour. Lots of tasteless jokes.
Playfully testing the limits of what "rated T" means.Public Domain

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[DEPRECATED] Azur Lane x World of Warships: The Sirens! by Fat_Cat_1234

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(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

azur lane the animation: the arrival of gigantic warships Completed by lockheedhenesy

gigantic warships got accidentally isekaid to ship girl world. there presence will well let's just say there gonna go bananas.

Yandere my Ass! Azur Lane: fanfiction (Azur Lane x Ragna!Male reader) by Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge

You're the new commander that been assigned towards Azur Lane but What happened if all the Ship Girls falls madly in love with you. This is only a parody The Original storyline belongs to @Salty_Kirumi Will you let fate rule over or are you going to break the chains Let's find out. The Wheels of Fate are turning... Rebel One.... ACTION!!

How the hell did we end up here! ( RWBY x Star wars EaW x Male reader ) by Aleekillzzz

So, you, a commander who commands a fleet of rebel ships and Mon Calamari ships, So, you were being chase by both, a Imperial fleet commanded by your brother-complex sister and a criminal underworld fleet who is commanded by a Tsundere commander...the galaxy is full of weirdos...you being one as well...Join Y/n in his weird adventure...and see how life goes...

Azur Lane: Konvergenz by Maxiception

Off the coast of Germany, three kansen sisters sailed in the darkness of the night. All three of them struck with curiosity. Following the trail of anomalous signals, they encountered something - unusual. Something that was not supposed to be there. Something seemingly defying all logic. Among the three sisters, one of them was especially affected by the sheer wonder the anomaly seemed to emanate. Anti-Aircraft frigate FGS Hessen, the third and final ship of the Sachsen-class, is among the most advanced kansen the German Navy has to offer. And yet, her curiosity proved to be her mistake. Accidentally getting too close for comfort to the anomaly, she was subsequently pulled in - resulting in her getting separated from her sisters and stranded in a seemingly familiar, but still foreign world - the world of Azur Lane. Stranded in a world where the concepts of modern naval warfare have been turned upside down, will she adapt by utilizing her technological advantage to the fullest and perhaps find a way home - Or will she sink to the bottom of the ocean, forever abandoned in a world not her own? Disclaimer: This story has been written as a first-timer in the huge domain that is story writing. As such, expect amateur/beginner-typical mistakes in plot and writing, as I still have much to learn/perfect. Update: Greetings! If you read this, it means the story has been completed. In the future, if I have the time, I will use what I have learned to rewrite this story in order to eliminate grammar mistakes, correct (but not completely change) a few plot elements, and completely annihilate all parts where 'script format' is used. It will just be a general cleanup of my writing. Azur Lane belongs to Manjuu.

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azur lane skies unknown: volume 3 (cipher x zuikaku) Completed by lockheedhenesy

before the events of strike azur. epic conclusion to the longest siren war. arbiters a new threat. Empress decided to take matters into her own hands on killing them all. shinano gives commander destroyer new strategy on defeating her & the blue sirens effectively, cipher suffering a illness that will effect his flying for one last time. soon to be married to zuikaku will she saved him.

Azur Lane Anotherworlder Commander [Male Reader] [DISCONTINUED] by KaboomKook0

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The New Commander (Azur Lane Fanfiction) by RodryMercury567

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