The Truth Is A Lie || Lord Farquaad X Mr. Peanut

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Parts 3
Time 11m

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Lord Farquaad has a seemingly happy relationship with Ed Sheeran.  However, when at a banquet at their local femboy Hooters, Farquaad meets a handsome Peanut-Mr. Peanut.  When a secret is revealed about Ed, it flips Farquaad's world upside down, and down a rabbit hole of lies, manipulation, and desperation.  And in the end, the truth is just a lie.All Rights Reserved

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Lord Farquaad has a seemingly happy relationship with Ed Sheeran.  However, when at a banquet at their local femboy Hooters, Farquaad meets a handsome Peanut-Mr. Peanut.  When a secret is revealed about Ed, it flips Farquaad's world upside down, and down a rabbit hole of lies, manipulation, and desperation.  And in the end, the truth is just a lie.

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