All alone, in the middle of nowhere ... your wife by your side and you son right next to you. A perfect camping trip, in James' opinion. The only thing, his son is as old as him, and his wife, is not presently his wife.
Plus, he's out with a detestable Slytherin. And that Hufflepuff who always landed himself in detention. After what happened in Potter Manor's kitchen (it was all quite wicked, in his not-so-humble opinion) with a few time-travellers dropping out on top of their heads - figuratively, of course - our 'dashing hero' (his words, not mine) is now off to become a soul-hunter, aided and abetted by his son, his perfectly beautiful about-to-be wife and wait ... Moony shagged who?
"Come on, Prongs."
I told you so Moons. Anyways, after deserting his best-est mate into the evil clutched of his Death Eater brother ("he's not a Death Eater, Prongs"), our favourite hero is now off to destroy soul trinkets, with the 'babbling bumbling band of baboons' his darling Lilypad wanted (he still didn't get what that meant) and Moony's SON. ("It's not a big deal, Prongs").
It's chaos, it mayhem, it's James Fleamont Potter, and honestly - he loves every moment of it.
("What am I, chopped liver?").
Don't worry Moony, you'll get your own bracket thingies.
Harry Potter goes into hiding with his parents Lily and James Potter when the Dark Lord helps them fake their deaths but Harry does get the lightning bolt because Tom manages somehow to make him his seventh and last horcrux. When Harry turns 11, he goes into an early creature inheritance (Creature Inheritance in this book is when you turn 14, but because Harry went into his, Draco did as well, Tom already had his) and breaks everything of what Dumbledore had put him on, so Dumbledore is in for a surprise when Harry is put in Slytherin and becomes the mate of not only Draco Malfoy but also Tom Marvolo Riddle and Dumbledore is very surprised to see that Lily and James Potter are still alive and on the dark side, Sirius is freed and reunited with his 2 best friends one of which is his mate.
READ TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!
THERE MAY BE RONBASHING, GINNYBASHING AND MOLLYBASHING BUT I LOVE THEM ALL AS CHARACTERS.
Normal speak will "this", Parseltongue will be ~this~ (in italics), and other languages will be normal but underlined and I will specify what it is.