Monster ultra (original )

It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron.
But he was
OR
Karl gets fucked with a can of monster.
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this is a reuplod of the original monster ultra fic, the author is anonymous so i cannot tell you who wrote it :/