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The big Crap

randywashington1000

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Reads 666
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Parts 6
Time 6m

randywashington1000

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So last night me and my old pal Sherk were walking to the nearest taco bell. We were so ready for the contest we have. It was me and shrek poop feast, we see Who can make the biggest do-do.I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win, i've been practicing. like last night let's just say my mom has to get a new toilet it's to big to flush, the things boon gave me helped get it out.All Rights Reserved

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