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Winners Don't Do Drugs (Male Reader x High On Life)

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Reads 11,448
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Parts 19
Time 4h 2m

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You're an average boy that just finished Junior year and plans to spend summer vacation with your younger sister who is visiting. But that plan is thwarted when a dangerous alien drug cartel invades Earth to get high off of humanity. However, a Gatlian named Kenny helps you and your sister teleport to safety. And after coming across the legendary washed-up bounty hunter Gene Zaroothian, you make a deal with him.

You get his mostly intact bounty-hunting gear in exchange for letting him crash at your place. Suit up and become the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter while rescuing Kenny's friends. A chaotic adventure full of blood, mayhem, and possibly love awaits you.

Warning: High amounts of blood, gore, profanity, etc. You have been warned.

(I do not own High on Life. High On Life belongs to Justin Roiland)
(I do not own any images, art, or music posted here)All Rights Reserved

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