Janet and Jenny Take Las Vegas!
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Ongoing, First published Feb 17, 2015
Mature
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Janet Smokebitch, a 207 year old ghost with a an addiction to cigarettes, and her best friend, 18 year old Jenny Coolranch who has an unhealthy obsession with cool ranch flavored Doritos, decide to go to Las Vegas to get away from all the annoying people they live with such as Kelly, the annoying Barbie doll who tells REALLY long stories, or Chinese Bitch, who loves to pretend to listen to stories and always sounds like she's talking with a big bite of pancakes in her mouth. Trouble strikes, though, when&nbsp;Janet and Jenny lose all their money in a casino and have to find a way to make money in order to get home.
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