𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕.
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  • Time 2h 10m
  • Reads 14,363
  • Votes 141
  • Parts 18
  • Time 2h 10m
Ongoing, First published Dec 29, 2022
Mature
if you were secretly sleeping with jacob elordi,

and he was not what you thought he was.

HELP i'm so ready for this to be over this is so satire 💀
i need to get on with my life
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