Surprise, Motherfucker!
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  • Reads 299
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 14m
Opacarofile
Complete, First published Dec 29, 2022
Mature
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This might not even be his father's work. Someone else might have written it for him. That's okay. Everything is fine.

Alver turned to the last page of the story and regretted his life decisions right then and there.

Written by Zed Crossman.
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Masked Obsession

55 parts Ongoing

"You're different from what I expected," she said softly. "How so?" he asked, glancing at her. "I don't know," she replied, searching for the right words. "You just... have this way of making people feel like they matter. Even here, in this... nightmare." He was quiet for a moment before responding. "You matter, Y/n. Don't forget that." OR Y/n wakes up in the deadly Squid Game, surrounded by strangers and fighting to survive. What she doesn't know is that the mysterious Frontman is watching her every move through the cameras- and she's caught his attention.

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