A Thousand Reasons Why?

"God!! Why do you keep defending him!!" my brother shouted exasperated.
I couldn't stand it to see him agitated so much on my behalf again.He was constantly pulling at his hair short of pulling it out of his head.I bowed my head thinking about the best way to dissolve this situation.
"But Chetak shouldn't you be siding up with your bf turned brother-in law. Isn't that the bro code... or something" I laughed weakly trying to lighten the mood.
"My foot if I had known what a shitty husband he would make I would have murdered him when we were both in highschool instead of giving my one and only sister's hand in marriage to him. But you wait till Kumar bhaiya comes back for the holidays. This time I wont stop the major from teaching that moron a lesson "
I swallowed picturing my eldest brother having a conversation with Bharat.Probably if I beg him hard enough Bharat might still be able to escape with just a few bullet wounds.