Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart

"Hey Michelle, do you ever just, trip on your own feet, fall straight on your face, laugh hysterically at your own stupidity for a good thirty minutes, then just fall asleep on the floor?" Michelle looked at him like he was absolutely insane, which she'd come to learn was pretty accurate. "Uhh, no?" He grinned, "Well that's kind of what it's like around here. Ain't that right honey?" Slash blinked at him in confusion. "I... wasn't listening, what's going on?"
"Just say yes, fuckhead."
"...Yes."
That's Slash and Axl and their (pregnant) friend Michelle. It's not romantic between her and Axl, or any of his roommates/bandmates, despite many people who doubt it between her and him, she could do better than him anyway. Besides, Michelle knows he has more... interesting, options anyway. *Cough cough* Slash- *cough*